Ok class lets all think happy thoughts

Happy happy happy.

That's much better.


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My wife is divorcing me

One day she was griping and complaining like she has been for the last 33 years and the next day she's filing for divorce. Just doesn't make any sense.

Dear California

Once this overpass is complete all traffic jams in Denver will cease. Denver will be able to handle all the traffic in California with ease. Come on in the water's fine.

It's gonna blow!

Pay no attention. ..

To that man in the mirror. 

where did we go wrong

I'm pondering the vastness
 I got you in my sights
 I'm pondering the vastness
 got you dead to rights
 I'm pondering the vastness
 where did we go wrong
I'm pondering the vastness
 In I song

I looked down the road
and all I see is a line
I open the door
and I smell turpentine

I long for the Horizon
and what lies Beyond
I'll be out there somewhere
 just drop me a line

I never met a screw

I never met a screw I didn't like.

I've been through a lot

It would be nice to get some special consideration, considering.