I never met a screw

I never met a screw I didn't like.

I've been through a lot

It would be nice to get some special consideration, considering.

What was God thinking?

Vail ski resort?

I would like to work as a customer at Vail or Hawaii or Monte Carlo. My job would be to keep everyone on their toes.

My happy place has gone sideways.

Trust me

I know what I'm doing.

What the ... ?

A crow just urped this up on the pavement. It looks like fine pieces of pavement. After everything they did for Elijah, seems like they get a raw deal.

Public bench overcrowding

If everyone wanted to sit on benches there would not be enough room. Get up!

A rebel to the end

Knock knock

You don't want this guy to come knocking.

Lets not go 200 mph and live to tell the tale

Look at this!

How many more thousands of years to go?

These only seem like the "end times" if you are infinite. The testing is nearing completion, in the next few thousand years.

La la laaaaa!

Just warming up.