Ok class lets all think happy thoughts

Happy happy happy.

That's much better.


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My wife is divorcing me

One day she was griping and complaining like she has been for the last 33 years and the next day she's filing for divorce. Just doesn't make any sense.

Dear California

Once this overpass is complete all traffic jams in Denver will cease. Denver will be able to handle all the traffic in California with ease. Come on in the water's fine.

It's gonna blow!

Pay no attention. ..

To that man in the mirror. 

where did we go wrong

I'm pondering the vastness
 I got you in my sights
 I'm pondering the vastness
 got you dead to rights
 I'm pondering the vastness
 where did we go wrong
I'm pondering the vastness
 In I song

I looked down the road
and all I see is a line
I open the door
and I smell turpentine

I long for the Horizon
and what lies Beyond
I'll be out there somewhere
 just drop me a line

I never met a screw

I never met a screw I didn't like.

I've been through a lot

It would be nice to get some special consideration, considering.

What was God thinking?

Vail ski resort?

I would like to work as a customer at Vail or Hawaii or Monte Carlo. My job would be to keep everyone on their toes.

My happy place has gone sideways.

Trust me

I know what I'm doing.

What the ... ?

A crow just urped this up on the pavement. It looks like fine pieces of pavement. After everything they did for Elijah, seems like they get a raw deal.

Public bench overcrowding

If everyone wanted to sit on benches there would not be enough room. Get up!

A rebel to the end

Knock knock

You don't want this guy to come knocking.

Lets not go 200 mph and live to tell the tale

Look at this!

How many more thousands of years to go?

These only seem like the "end times" if you are infinite. The testing is nearing completion, in the next few thousand years.

La la laaaaa!

Just warming up.

Matt.10
 [42] And whosoever shall give to drink unto one of these little ones a cup of cold water only in the name of a disciple, verily I say unto you, he shall in no wise lose his reward.

Revelation 7
 [16] They shall hunger no more, neither thirst any more; neither shall the sun light on them, nor any heat. [17] For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.

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